French answer

“A French” asked:

Is your blog a joke ?
If it is, good one.
If not, well I don’t know, get a life.

Well unfortunately no, this blog is not a joke.
When you hate something/someone (although french people can’t really be considered “people”) you have to do it with style. Beating up a frenchman isn’t really funny or memorable, while making fun of the cheese-eating surrendering bastard frog-lovin’ beret-wearing smoker is funny, catchy and somewhat memorable.

I have a life (which is why I haven’t been posting lately) and I’m sharing valuable information for people interested in French culture, French women, French soldiers or France, thus playing an important role in society (helping people unite against the greatest evil, French aliens).

Wishing a Frenchhater to “get a life” is lame in so many french ways. I wish you not to get a life, because asking questions like “Is your blog a joke ?” and then adding the two possible answers it’s a clear waste of time, especially if you’re French.