French soldier
Ah yes, ze mighty french soldier. Mighty gay that is. French gay.
No really now, how can the french say they have an army, when their soldiers look (and are) gayer then the United States gay soldiers ? Mon Dieu.
They’re as dangerous as a box of french tranquilized kitties. The only real danger when making a french soldier surrender is their hygiene. You don’t know what kind of disease you get from being close to a frenchman that shat himself.