French answer

Enrique Le Odeur asked:

Hi I’m from Ottawa-Canada and i was wondering if you hate French
canadians too. Cuz in Ottawa we are right beside Quebec (aka poutine
munching surrendering cigarette smoking hairy Sasquatch vagina lover
province) and the dirty quebecers are always walking around my city
making it smell like shit.

Here’s my favourite French joke: Q: what’s the most commonly used
French phrase? A: I
Surender!!

Ah yes, French canadians … I’ll write about them soon, buddy.
I assure you I have the least respect for them, because they’re not only french, but also canadians, so that’s like double the damage (to the health of people around them).

I would like you to clarify one thing though … when you said Sasquatch did you mean the vagina or the hairy part ? Or the hairy vagina part ?