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Yo momma is so fat, she has her own area code.

Jokes - jokes4all.net! — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 20:59:13 +0000

Yo momma is so fat, she has her own area code.

There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident …

Jokes - jokes4all.net! — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 16:59:13 +0000

There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey which was on board and there were no witnesses. The police try to investigate further but they get no results. At last, they try to interrogate the monkey. The monkey seems to respond to their questions with gestures. Seeing that, they start asking the questions.

The police chief asks: "What were the people doing on the bus?"

The monkey shakes his head in a condemning manner and starts dancing around; meaning the people were dancing and having fun.

The chief asks: "Yeah, but what else were they doing?".

The monkey uses his hand and takes it to his mouth as if holding a bottle.

The chief says: "Oh! They were drinking, huh?!" The chief continues, "Okay, were they doing anything else?"

The monkey nods his head and moves his mouth back and forth, meaning they were talking.

The chief loses his patience: "If they were having such a great time, who was driving the stupid bus then?"

The monkey cheerfully swings his arms to the sides as if grabbing a wheel.

Funny Commercials

Dadika — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 15:16:40 +0000

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Video Camera & toilet room

njm — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 14:43:13 +0000

Take your Video camera (take someone elses if you don’t have one) 2) Enter your toilet room 3) From the other side of the room to the toilet, stand on a chair and video a shot from near the ceiling of your toilet seat (about 5 mins should do) 4) Have a party !! 5) When [...]

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I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into …

Jokes - jokes4all.net! — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 12:59:13 +0000

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!"

The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets.

Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."

The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."

Email to wife (wrong recipient)

admin — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 10:39:24 +0000

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile… somewhere, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. The widow decided to check [...]

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Little Johnny wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the …

Jokes - jokes4all.net! — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 08:59:13 +0000

Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking!"

Disappointed salesman of Coca Cola

admin — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 06:31:51 +0000

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?” The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem [...]

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Jokes - jokes4all.net! — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 04:59:13 +0000

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Five. One to climb the ladder, four to say "That should be me up there!"
2) None. The stunt double does it for them.

Name for twins

njm — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 02:06:14 +0000

Raabert had twins and comes to the “Boss”….. Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye.. Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter…. Raabert: boss or doosre ka ? Ajeet: Repeater. Post from: Lit Fun

Post from: Lit Fun