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One day, a blind man and his dog are walking down a street, they come to a busy …

Jokes - jokes4all.net! — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 08:59:13 +0000

One day, a blind man and his dog are walking down a street, they come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.

The blind man and his dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, and offers it to the dog.

A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"

The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."

Cooling your Personal Computer

admin — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 07:35:55 +0000

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A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils’ …

Jokes - jokes4all.net! — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 04:59:13 +0000

A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.

The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."

The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby ... if I can, and I think I can."

The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can ... and I think can!"

M.P

admin — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 03:21:24 +0000

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Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship. …

Jokes - jokes4all.net! — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:59:13 +0000

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: "Save the women!"

George W. Bush hysterically hollers: "Screw the women!"

Bill Clinton's asks excitedly: "Do we have time?

Get me a beer before it starts

admin — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 23:08:53 +0000

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.” The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it starts.” She looks cross, but fetches another beer [...]

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Natalie had three very active young sons and they were quite a handful. One …

Jokes - jokes4all.net! — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:59:13 +0000

Natalie had three very active young sons and they were quite a handful. One summer evening she was playing cowboys and Indians with them in her front garden when one of the boys "shot" her and shouted "Bang! You're dead, Mum," so Natalie fell down.

Her next door neighbour had been watching all this and when Natalie didn't get up straight away, he ran over to see if she had been hurt in the fall.

When the neighbour bent over her, Natalie opened one eye and said to him, "Shhh. Please don't give me away, it's the only chance I've had to have a rest all day."

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Bee Stings Woman

Golf Jokes - FunnyJokes Type - By GolfJokes.com — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 17:30:00 +0000

A woman golfer suffers a terrible bee sting and leaves the course to go see her doctor about it. "What happened?" asked the doctor. "I got stung between the first and second hole," replied the

Its Called Golf…

Golf Jokes - FunnyJokes Type - By GolfJokes.com — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 17:30:00 +0000

The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work soon takes up work to get his mind off golf. Golf was once a rich mans sport, but now it has millions of poor players! Golf is an expens